Ted

Mark Wahlberg

John Bennett

Mila Kunis

Lori Collins

Seth MacFarlane

Ted (voice)

Joel McHale

Rex

Giovanni Ribisi

Donny

Patrick Warburton

Guy

Matt Walsh

Thomas

Jessica Barth

Tami-Lynn

Aedin Mincks

Robert

Bill Smitrovich

Frank

Patrick Stewart

Narrator (voice)

Norah Jones

Norah Jones